I bless the rains down in Africaaaaa
Jan 4th / Tagged: Nose Picker come to noona eli kim minho throat nice hair wanker nice hat piercings sexual u-kiss totorettes eli Fake teeth are FAKE / 11 notes
I knew we shouldn’t have let the stylist watch The Rocky Horror Picture Show…
If you wanna pretty, every wanna pretty~
Jun 8th / Tagged: eli is a kamilia KARA FOREVER I AM BEAUTIFUL GURL PRETTY GURL Makeup is Eli's best friend Eli U-KISS Eli Kim JAPAN NIHONGO NIPPON / 11 notes
pigeon, why’re you eating that french fry off the ground? don’t you know you can fly?
Jun 7th / Tagged: babooshka pigeon head cute possessed animalistic jack of all trades oral fixation shaggy eli kim u-kiss / 9 notes
“Sense of humour”? What is that?
Jun 7th / Tagged: the sign of death wrapped around Eli's neck ominous kevin's jelly made in bullshit japan japen nihongo nippon oral fixation old face testing out the new teeth Eli Kim U-KISS Eli / 18 notes
Anonymous asked: Let me just start by saying that I love this tumblr and I know you guys aren't anti's.
But damn, Eli found this?
What if Kevin finds this and finds out what people think of him.. He'd probably cry.
Negl kind of worried about that ._.
Hey anon. We love you too~
Being an idol isn’t a line of work for people who wear their hearts on their sleeves, who get hurt easily, who cry over what other people think of them. U-KISS, and indeed Kevin, have been in this business for years now to know this very well.
We are by no means justifying the actions anti-fans or haters or just some of the damn crazies in fandom - we’ve seen people tweet the most obscene and ridiculous crap directly to them and we’re cynical enough to assume that’s the tip of the iceberg.
Idols may have chosen a very public career path, but they’re human, and humans deserve respect. U-KISS is likable because they show their human selves to us - dorky, silly, cute, sometimes annoying - and you know what else is human? Making mistakes.
We like Kevin and Eli and we truly wish them the best in their chosen careers - but they’re certainly not perfect. We can’t speak on their behalf, but we’re sure they know that too.
U-KISS’ fandom is one where you need to have a decent sense of humour to fully appreciate and support the boys (and occasional girls). Can any Kiss Me take the “I Like You” MV seriously? Like really?
You’re a good Kiss Me for worrying about your oppa, but I’m sure he has bigger things to worry about than one silly blog. Japan is calling.
With Sugar Candy Kisses,
Hyungerella & Snow Junior xoxo
Girl, you’re so hot. Let me blow on you.
Jun 6th / Tagged: derp derpes come to noona porno shaved and deadly tacky eek eli kim Kevin Woo is watching you u-kiss kinky / 44 notes
From the writers of the 2008 horror film The Strangers comes a much more chilling and horrifically gory sequel: The Fangirls.
playing the role is eli kim, represented here by henry lau cosplaying as harry potter
Jun 5th / Tagged: fangirls eli kim u-kiss U-KISS Acapella magician I'm a Slave 4 U ghostly awkward turtle / 8 notes
lkpwnd-deactivated20110609 asked: Fuck Eli? No... FUCK YOU.
haters, please see here & here. too lazy to type it out again, yo.
however, this does not mean you should stop ineffectively whining in our ask! in fact, we harvest your whine and convert it to new energy, readdressing the balance of energy lost to entropy, thus staving off the eventual heat death of the universe. rest assured, your whine makes a difference here at fuckyoueli, and is in no means misplaced, ridiculous, ill-informed and laughable.
so, if you ever feel like saving the universe, bitch us out anytime.
rainbows & smizes,
hyungerella & snow junior xoxo
Jun 5th / Tagged: Questions/Comments/Concerns o lol / 6 notes
